I feel like I am becoming dumber sitting here in class than I would be sitting on the couch smoking weed.
She started acting like she was actually a deaf person...so I went along with it and acted like her interpreter. I don't think anyone bought it.
i feel as uncomfortable as your camel toe looks.
were drug buddies, doing lines off her ass is just a bonus
judging by my wet hair I would guess I showered at the bartenders apt last night?
Do you relize what downtown will be like this week? Like open season. But instead of deer its hot baseball players from all over the country that we'll never have to see again. I swear the college world series is a gift from god.
EARTHQUAKE STATUS DRINKING GAME
I let a guy with dreads drive my car, then demanded he take me back cause I don't let strangers drive my car, while repeatedly apologizing for being a cock block.
I would makeout with my roommate, but im not drunk enough and she doesnt like bacon fat
We used a snorkel as a funnel. Can you say desperate?
The ride home was alright, we hooked up in the street next to his car after he smashed into the guard rail
I'm sure if Robin Williams was still with us he would want you to see boobs.
...this is why fuck buddies should be only for grownups.
I think I need practice at oral sex
I own a practice facility.
when I said eat the rich I didn't mean like that but here we are sucking that capitalist dick
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