she was left over bi-product, like the hotdog of the human race
dude. we need more in our fridge then just beer and applesauce.
Romer got arrested for getting in a bar fight with a bus boy because he was trying to steal a keg, had it all the way to the car
She screams like she's just fallen out of a helicopter when she cums.
Solid. Can't put a price on good times
You can and it's called a liver.
i feel like there is just so much pressure to sex him up, its like the weight of the world is on my vagina.
You got me so high that I almost couldn't leave my house for a bar because there was nothing to lean against on the way there
If you don't let me come over I'm gonna call you on speaker and you have to listen to her scream and moan too
I told her the party couldn't handle my playlist LAZERBAWLS and I was right. Cops in the basement, orgy in the kitchen, jousting in the living room.
I was just shot with a dart gun by one of my coworkers while walking to the printer. Ironically I was printing my resignation letter...
Idk she didn't seem that weird to me but I had just eaten an entire tray of jello infused with liquor so I could be wrong...
Hi you snuggled with me in my bed in a maid outfit
Im just an angry damaged little elf who wanders around and tries to find drugs.
I smell like cowboy sweat. I got two lap dances. This is the best day of my life!
Smoked a joint with mom, best Thanksgiving ever!
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