yeah it was kind of like, i'm 27 and still live in a frat house.. you honestly expect me to have "moral fiber" and a "conscience"
Hey i just realized that im masturbating in the exact same kind of chair that they are doing it on in this porno
i feel this outfit says i'm better than you, but i might give you a handjob behind a building
Find out what day classes start and I will come down to Richmond that weekend. Any broad who claims to be 18-21 will be promptly ID'd. My job has trained me to spot a fake from a mile away, and I don't need a statutory rape charge.
Aaaand my life has been reduced to whether I can reach to flush my puke down the toilet using my foot. The answer is yes.
This just spotted: a bagpiping Elmo on the street.
Do you ever feel like a plastic bag?!
New low: just got woken up by my 9 year old cousin throwing an empty at me and telling me to get my life together.
She's wearing her dead grandmother's pearl on the married finger so no guys "bother her" tonight... I am not THAT committed to Girl's Night.
I will sleep with anyone I have to to make sure you don't get deported
I'm getting married
To pizza
We set around a table in a hotel room and he spoon fed Molly to everyone there... I felt sketch for sec but then... Oh well.
some kid just came up 2 me bleeding yelling "thats how u riot"
you walked into the party, and all you had on was your left sock... literally.
But once you are just right and I work my tongue in the right spots and hot wax your balls and inner thighs. I will have you right where I want you.
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