the real housewives reunion is on...i wanna see if danielle can look any more surprised than the facelift allows
i wanna see dina punch her face back to normal
my little sister told my dad she found willy wonka's golden ticket in the backseat of my car. now my dad knows my boyfriend uses magnums.
My gaydar just like overheated and exploded watching the male figure skaters on the olympics
I would invite you but we are high and there is an AK-47. Not your scene.
We hooked up with his aunt passed out next to us. It was just like old times.
You need to simmer down or I'm going to buy you a labia leash.
Um of course I blew him. He brought me a shamrock shake. It was two o’clock in the morning on St. Patrick’s Day. There was no smoother move basically. He totally earned that head.
I've justified worse with less. I had sex with your brother because he was wearing a nice sweater
Hey do you have any hot friends that would settle for less?
Whenever I see women with terribly drawn on brows, I just wanna tackle them and redo them and run away. I'll be Brow-lady. The beauty superhero
I repeat do not go to a jail visit drunk, those stools are easy to fall off.
She wouldn't fuck me because I had a cast, so I took her friend home
I thought the first time I got peed on it would be by a baby...
Because you put the dick in ridiculously amazing boyfriend. And you deserve to have nice things happen to your penis. That's why.
I totally fucked your pastor last night.
You're his wife.
Still a dirty get down.
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