Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
he thought i was a dude.
I just realized that "Hey girl, when you gonna let me tap that?" is in iambic pentameter. I'm going to write a poem...
When he came he sounded like a flock of birds hitting puberty
is it sad that I can recall my outfits by who took them off?
Didn't get the job. Searched for my references on FB and saw the pic of me weighing my head passed out.
Using a 12 year old as a wingman. Does that make me a bad person?
You did it first. I was merely expressing my support for you, by pressing my testicles against a window.
Teenager with grandparents staying in their room: is to blue balls, as parent waiting for teen to come home safe: is to sleep. You will live- love mom
I took your mattress from your bed. Don't ask questions. Love you. See ya later.
I should have been on a postcard. I was sitting in the middle of the forest with a plate full of pot brownies and missing you.
he just kept repeating "those were some pretty nipple-y tits" over and over the rest of the night
I think curling is the best thing to watch when you're baked.
Why can't he just dump me? This is like a baby seal clubbing the hunter
You use your abs way more than I realized. Btw multiple orgasms is the best thing I've ever discovered.
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