Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
I just saw that your im name has '4eva' in it. Your man card has been revoked.
my family just sang happy birthday to baby jesus. no ones even drunk yet
Is it too much to ask that he stop calling me 'titty fuck' in public?
he knocked over the vodka and juice...picks up the cup and says "yes", takes the last sip...doesnt even worry about the mess all over the floor and we continue having sex.
you cant keep talent like that locked up in a relationship
He was eating mac and cheese. Raw. Like as in he was eating the uncooked noodles then pouring the dry cheese in his mouth.
You need to braveheart it on Monday. Blue face paint and a loin cloth screaming freedom in your front yard.
Maybe you should start carrying pepper spray. You are like the Justin Bieber of lesbians.
BoomCity!!!
You don't have to text me that every time you have sex. I already heard you ring the gong.
His ass WILL be my cock's next vacation home.
I wish I had a dick so I could say shit like that.
So is the trick to long distance communication to be drunk during phone conversations?
How much glitter would I have to ingest in order for a "magnificent" amount to appear in my ejaculate?
at the time fanning him with a dish tray seemed like a good idea but when we found it buried in the dirt the next morning i questioned our judgement. needless to say he still threw up even with the extra breeze.
Holy. shit. Chris has no pants on. In public. Fuck. Need you.
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