it wasn't lemon gatorade
part of me always dies a little when i go to the "2 women seeking 1 man" section in craigslist's casual encounters to find nothing there. it's tragic
went to the gyno and found out that i have a birthmark on my clit. its like god gave guys a little help when it comes to getting me off.
He wouldnt stop screaming that he wanted a trashcan WITH a lid. Whats so necassary about a lid
then she stuck her tongue in my ass
I thought we were talking about reason you aren't going to marry her?
My dermatologist just asked me, "what happened here?" referring to the bruising on my nipples. I told her I walked into a door. Thanks for that awkward moment.
Currently coming up with judgment, the game. Works well on buses, will probably be more entertaining in bars.
There was an awkward moment where I was going for his cock and he reach out and held my hand, thinking that what I was doing
We learned a lot about one another. I showed him around the town I grew up in and he informed me that he has had a threesome and killed a cat
We exchanged snapchat usernames instead of numbers. Is that what America has come to?
His dick is the size of my forearm. Would it be rude to ask to take a comparison photo after sex?
No? The only contact I've had with him for months was when I drunk texted him from Costa Rica to say that all jazz sounds the same
He wants to buy me a wedding ring and pretend to be married to someone else when we fuck. It actually makes me wet thinking about it.
dude. i woke up on a random lawn wearing only my boxers, with all my clothes hung in the branches of a nearby tree... no more shrooms
Totally reading about penis envy for my final exam
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