the not having weed thing wouldnt be nearly as tragic if it wasnt the one holiday where they launch bright flaming things into the air
this party is like a fast-foward into the future when im 40 and married with children
47 days without vaginal penetration. Im pretty sure it's grown over.
Do you realize that if your cunt was a missing person it would be assumed dead?
Just suggested things for my dad to get my mom for Christmas in terms of "yeah you'll get laid."
we found his I.D. in the upstairs bathroom...under a towel in a hidden pile of snacks from her kitchen
I'm mentally preparing my vagina for this semester. It's fucking welcome week. I'm going to be talking to her all night.
I just puked my brains out on the side of the road (see picture) And I took a picture for our scrapbook! I am always thinking! =) tell me your proud?!
See, thats where im at with my life, welcome to the slut yaht we will be cruising comfortably all summer at an extremely drunken relaxing pace S.S. Slut Bucket
Well it's a moot point because I did have a sink & I peed in it.
He said it. He actually said "yes it's in".
This guy is trying to get me to do some acrobatic gymnast shit just so he can see "my tight hole." I'm too big to be sweating in my own damn bed. Shittttt.
If I die, let him know that his penis was the last penis I saw. And I'm happy about that.
Haha ohman remember when I peed in your blender? Gotta love college.
YOU DID WHAT???
You were petting a 40 year old man's moustache for 15 minutes
We do have a rich storied history of emotional warfare
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