Does transporting jello shots count as driving with an open container?
I feel like my teeth are sweating.
I am in my freshman residence hall trying to convince an Asian man to give me my pants back. Never. Drinking. Again.
I think it may of been me pulling down my pants is why she walked away.
I just want school to he over so we can build a big tent, do drugs inside it, and watch cartoons until the sun comes up.
That's all I've ever wanted.
There are people taking shots out of a turtle shell.
Also I stopped in the middle of the road and put my hazards on because BUNNIES WERE PLAYING
3 2 1 whiskey
Getting free blow from a total stranger, who asked permission to stroke my eyebrows, was the highlight of my evening out. Also, I have a new cuddle dealer.
I think I used my hospital ID to cut the coke last night. I need to swab it for residue at work today.
Two of the boys I banged while living in that house are about to move into it hahhaaha
i dont think sending her flowers will make her forgive you running over her foot.
Sooo...you're driving 6 hours for free booze?
Don't judge me.
If a guy makes a dick joke within 24 hrs of matching am I just setting myself up for disaster if I say yes to a date lol
Have you ever forgotten how to pee? I did last night. Standing in front of the urinal with dick in hand. WTF were we drinking???
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