I just spent twenty minutes with brandons dad explaining why head isnt typically considered sex...can we say awkward?
i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
I came over to his house for a party and realized I was quoted on the fridge... "How'd I get rug burn on my face?" And yes, my name was right next to it!
Watching dad use Doritos to illustrate exactly where to locate the clitoris. How's your family christmas going?
he spent an hour trying to convince us that Ted Nugent is Kid Rock from the future. by the end of it i was very close to believing him.
Bro what are you doing Thursday the day before I go to jail??
Pretty sure I scared him off for good. The lesbian in me is ecstatic.
Just got assigned a beer bong as hw in fluids to demonstrate the inverse of pascals principle. I love this prof
What's the address and code again...does anyone need anything and why is my viking helmet on the bed?
DON'T PUKE iN THE PRINGLES CAN, WHATEVER YOU DO!
We were banging then all I remember is coming down hard and smashing my top teeth off his forehead. I just rolled off and tapped out. Done-zo
Congrats. You made me have an orgasm in Starbucks.
Just had to stop myself from doing a bump on the Disney bus. The struggle is real.
I wish i didn't black out tuesday so i could have cherished our moment together
Throwing up together is NOT a cherishable moment...
i was watching the elves fighting on my knees while waiting for the shrooms to kick in then i realized
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