WHY CAN'T YOU EVER SHIT LIKE A NORMAL PERSON, JESSE.
I am drinking with my family and the average drinking tolerance is a shot and a half. I feel like the incredible hulk.
Whats a good hint for stop bitching im gonna give you head
using the left over highlighters from the blacklight party to study for finals. feeling the need to write insert penis here on my econ notes.
Just drive me around campus, I will be able to smell their innocence.
Couple in the hotel room next to me keep fucking. When I hear her get close I call the room wait for them to stop and hang up. If I'm not getting any tonight then no one should.
Disregard that. She just puked into her boot and started screaming.
Did the math... it's Magna Cum Laude whether I get a 4.0 or a 0.0 this semester. I'm blacking out now, wake me up when I have to walk across the stage,
we need to find an occasion to wear tutus
The trees feel like magic. Come fly to taco bell with me.
I am about to embark upon a south Boston wedding....
Hydrate.
I'm ready to sell my soul to the strip club tonight
OUR DIABOLICAL SLUT PLAN HATH COMMENCED!
No, no... It was great. I feel like my liver took a vodka shower and washed it's hair with pabst
You planned on giving him head in the shower?
More like I just fell and it seemed like a good idea when I was down there
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