his prince albert piercing just severely cut the roof of my mouth. can you pick me up at the hospital if he drops me off?
I really like him. That's why I'm having sex with someone else, so he doesnt think i'm a slut.
My jaw hurts. Such a slutty injury..
Fuckkkk i made out with a freshman.....but he's old for his age. THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOURE NOT AROUND.
help me choose which girl to send myself boning to my girlfriend to make her want to break up
which one looks the most like her?
Just had a horrible realization. I've fucked a guy with a webbed foot AND a guy with a third nipple.
If it makes you feel any better... I have a friend who found out her mom was in the video for 2 Live Crew's "Pop That Pussy"
Gotta get new sheets. ..I fucked the satin off mine.
This feeling I'm having... is it love or a combination of alcoholism and unprotected rough sex
My boss brought her husband's telescope to work, so all of us that work in the MMJ Dispensary got high and had an impromptu Blood Moon viewing party. I love my job.
If I had a vagina, my apartment would have been the Atlantic
I bet your mom's never met a girl who's thrown up at the presidential inauguration before though.
Babe, holding my hair while i blow you doesn't count as being romantic
She deleted me on Facebook. I think it's safe to say that she knows I fucked him now.
I'm eating dinner with his parents and my phone goes "MOVE BITCH GET OUT THE WAY!" Thanks.
Randomize
