I meant the "stage" gay, Not the "bend me over and call me Gary" gay.
we just toasted to your mouth on alex's balls at the bar
Every single piece. I examined every single square inch of this peanut butter and jelly sandwich. and fell in love with every inch. that high.
So she just apologized to the fire extinguisher.
the "its better than getting an actual virus from an actual porn star" argument failed.
I may only be a second year med student but I feel very confident in calling that a micropenis.
Let's just say my vagina is not superimpressed with the superintendent of schools.
You're invited to our X-games themed party. We have an ice luge and every time someone eats shit we drink. It's gonna be great.
It felt as if we were fucking on a sea of baby feet and morgan freemans face hair
It'll be a romanticized airport meeting until I'm judged for sitting on his face in the terminal
My Canadian brought me three bottles of maple syrup, a sunflower, and a pair of Oakleys back to the states...he's either drunk or he loves me
I'm almost too old to be on The Real World but feel like I'm too young to be on The Bachelor and I'm just really confused with my place in life.
2014 decided to stick it to me one last time. Right up the ass.
Yeah, I probably need some combination of electric shock, massive quantities of LSD, and enough couch time time to make Woody Allen say "Enough".
Doing a walk of shame at Wal-Mart at 3:30am because when I left at 11pm I was getting milk
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