just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
my iphone just auto-corrected drink to drnknghhhg...
There is still throw up in my sink from before break. God I missed this place
You woke up in the middle of the night and told me we won the sweepstakes, the penis sweepstakes.
asked the girl next to us on line to take a picture of us and she shared her bacardi. i love white people.
There's still flour in my hair. And I don't even want to know what the neighbors think happened infront of my house.
You were being mean. And telling everyone to suck your six inch strap on. People were not pleased
Please be lying.
Im not. Your family was creeped out
Some poor guy found you passed out in a bathroom stall. Again with your dick out. Looks like you got to rage after all.
I'm going to start referring to my liver is Livy. I feel like if I give it an affectionate nickname it will hate me less. Livy isn't ready for syllabus week.
I think we all know your liver needs a man's name.
Got it in all night, now at a bar at 730 am and we are the only two people here. Somewhere my mid twenties father is applauding me.
I just put Gatorade in my wine, cause electrolytes, you know.
You're right, I'd say my real all time low was when I let that fifteen-year-old feel my boob.
Yeah so then I used the selfie stick his mom gave me to take nudes
We fucked like animals on that lion king beanbag chair that your mom got you for your 10th bday
I don't think there's a ladylike way to tell this guy I want to sit on his face
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