There are few people I can ask this w/o being looked at as insane... Do you ever some days get fascinated by how amazing your own breast look?
THE PICTURE OF PEPPERMINT MOCHA MADE ME WANT TO TOUCH MYSELF
jungle juice + heels + stairs = broken arm
we just pregamed for our presentation... gotta love group bonding
When she can manipulate the direction of her leg hair, you know its time to leave
She always manages to outslut me. I can't keep up
It involved homemade coconut rum, a waterfall, and street signs. I'll leave the rest to your capable imagination.
You fought the bouncer and lost, then challenged a hobo to a 40 chugging contest and lost. Sobriety is a good life choice.
At least you got some premium homework time. Still drinking vodka from a coffee cup?
I switched to water. When the numbers get blurry you are no longer being productive.
I can measure my amount of vomit in solo cups.
My boss followed me on Twitter. Excuse me while I delete 90% of my tweets
They took the TVs out of the gym and the mini-Mart only had 2% milk. 2015 wants me to be fat
She said she didn't feel right fucking on her parents dining room table I grabbed the only thing around bubblewrap she blew me for creativity
I want falafel more than sex right now. That's really saying something for me...
You know the force is loosing strength when Darth Vader can't handle his liquor on halloween.
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