Erin Andrews shaves. She also likes to check out her ass in the mirror. Of course if I had an ass like that I'd be checking it out in the mirror too.
brass monkey on radio. cant stop dancing.
He's doing the 1:45AM lap: he goes around the bar, finds the hottest crying girl 15 minutes before close, and brings her home. I would feel bad for the girls if it wasn't such incredible genius.
I just criticized a porno's use of editing. Film school is ruining me.
I HAVE A BLACK EYE FROM A DILDO!! IM GETTING MARRIED TOMORROW! THIS IS NOT A MISSUNDERSTANDING!
The second time he came it projectile shot in my ear
We were in a spooning position and it shot all the way up. He was like sorry. Physics.
I was grinding on him when mosquitoes starting biting us and ruined every damn thing. I just wanted to fuck on a slide under the stars. It's every girls dream.
Yeah I don't remember how I got home last night
Judging from my pants, I embarrassed myself smh
Last night I made the hotel shuttle driver take me to Walgreens for birth control, and Pringles.
They were both high priority
There's only two more days left to say you saw me naked this year.....I'll bring the booze, you got all of next year to rationalize why.
The body is still out there. I don't think my trainer realized when he asked me not to drink for 24 days, how often I see dead people
i am craving dick and cupcakes
dude you pointed at my dad's crotch and said I'd tap that. I didn't even know you were gay.
Is it bad that I like to have a guy to flirt with in every class? I feel like it's excellent motivation: to shave, to shower and to show up.
The waxing lady fingered me during my brazilian. 40 dollars well spent
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