margs and chips and queso make the world go round
well and inertia
I'd do that. But we would need storm trooper helmets.
Lady next to me is getting american flags airburshed on her nails. god bless the ghetto.
So I don't think its herpes anymore. Could be a sign of diabetes though. Is it bad that I consider getting diabetes 'dodging a bullet'?
mom just called and i was mid bong hit but i answered anyways coughing and sounding rough she the apologized for waking her little angel up. its 2PM
I hate thxgiving break now because that totally means I'm not able to have sex for a week.
After we hooked up, he left the room and no one has seen him since last night. That kid redefined hit it and quit it.
Can I get a "hallelujah" for railing my pastors daughter last night?
I just had my first lesbian experience. Out of spite.
Just used an eyelash curler to open my beer since I didn't have a bottle opener. Things are starting to look up.
Me too...I'm driving to work trying to figure out if I put my pants on the right way.
PSA- Wearing assless chaps results in embarrassingly painful sunburn
Why am I sleeping on top of the fridge?
You were playing hide and seek with the dog. she couldn't find you and you passed out.
She did what?
Who. The correct term is she did who.
Did you see him? The correct term is definitely what.
Stop thinking about me and go on your date... at least I got the glitter off your face first.
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