Totally smoking with fifteen year olds.
he said i was weird because i want to have sex in public places.
i dont think thats weird i think thats fun
i forgot to tell you, he fell asleep outside my house again last night, but im weird
im officially scared..,i finally realized who my boyfriend reminds me of! spencer pratt
got some bad news about ur virginity. she didnt make it thru the night
I'm okay, they said the swelling should go down in a week. But next time I'm shitwrecked, please make sure to remind me that I can't open a champagne bottle with corkscrew.
I apparently started to text you last night. All it said was 'the whole clam'. I hope that means something to you.
Apparently throwing balloons filled with vodka off the roof is considered terrorism.
We invented this drinking game where you pick and random video and drink for every misspelled word in the youtube comments. It did not end well.
I'm gonna fuck that sweet little pussy of yours into absolute submission
Wow. Sorry. As soon as I sent that I felt inappropriate. But yes. Bring a sandwich after. Lol
The worst thing about him living around the corner is that who ever suggests the booty call is the one that walks over.
I'd climb him like a horny MILF spider monkey.
I love that you put so much thought and effort into your nudes
I don't send half assed nudes. Go big or go home.
okay i know we havent talked for like weeks but i just really wanted to tell you that i miss your dick. like alot.
whose this? and thank you
These girls next to us are doing shots called bath salts. Sadly this is the classiest bar I've been to since i moved to PA
Same way I cope with everything else. With dildos, dunkin and depeche mode
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