question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
There need to be more gay people on my afternoon soaps.
NoDDING MY HEAD LIKE uyuEAH MOViUNG MY HiPS LioKe YEAhhhhhhhhhhh
wow.
we just ordered 30 dollars worth of french fries...whats wrong with us?
SEE! I KNEW I HAD A LONG-TERM REASON FOR BEING A SLUT!
The port-a-pottys are knocked over so I have nowhere to sleep.
Can you check on Mike in the bathroom. It's been like 20 min.
He's fine. He's just standing at the trash can in line for another beer from the keg. Nbd.
you said "this ones for the homies" and proceeded to pour the shot into your other cup instead of the ground b/c "good liquor is not meant to wasted no matter the circumstances"
Showing up to Easter hungover, late, and covered in black an blues from pole dancing. Daughter of the year.
You just sat there for two solid hours staring at your monitor and every five minutes screamed "LEGOOOOOS"
Me and Jason had to grab your legs and arms and drag you in the house. You kept screaming "leave me for dead"
PS I almost downloaded grindr to see if any guys wanted to buy me chinese food..
I forgot to respond before, I was apologizing for confusing sex with secret Santa.
I’ve gotta be honest, I didn’t expect to have sex. I didn’t shave... anything. You couldn’t have been impressed.
Okay so as of now, we may either be coming for one night, two nights, or not at all this weekend. It depends on Laura's toe and if I get my period. Will explain later
Randomize
