It's sad that I have started checking out the ring finger before the rack...I'm getting old
it's gonna be a chat room kind of night
dude you cant keep breaking into my house just to raid my fridge.. especially at 3AM.
More likely there's a very shell-shocked cat wandering around somewhere, covered in potato peelings
Is it cum slut, cumslut or cum-slut? Sexting, plz advise ASAP
I was wondering if I fell or perhaps got hit by a truck, then I remembered, it's cause I did a splits contest at the bar
Just saw all the pictures from the party. I'm wearing a different shirt in every single one.
Of course drinkings involved. They don't call it alcoholism because we eat too many skittles.
she said she walked into the kitchen and i was sitting ass naked on the floor chugging her parents vodka.
I see your walk of shame and raise you a day in jail wearing a girls old workout clothes.
I just spilled my beer on a five year old. She's crying but I can promise you I'm more upset.
Having random cyber sex while watching to catch a predator just seems wrong.
I gave in, made out with her, and long story short, I'm giving hetero another try.
You let the ASEXUAL teach sex Ed?!
The progression was banging a stripper banging an unemployed stripper banging a sexual entrepreneur quarantining with benefits totally fucking whipped. Get it right dude
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