drink some water, pull the trigger, get a bfast sandwich. Only good things.
dude i'm inner monologue high
they thought it would be fun to get out their yearbook and see who hooked up with the most guys..I won...I don't even go to the same school
She texted me and said she was fingering herself. Don't respond to this because she's the perfect girl. I'd love to smell her cell phone after that.
I assume you meant to text someone else on your contact list instead of your own mother...
Real housewives of new joisy starts MONDAY. Skype session after? Virtual slap the bag?
he squeezed my boobs like he didn't know what else to do with them, then turned down head...
told you he was gay.
i really appreciated the lovely drunk rendition of whitney houstan's "i wanna dance with somebody" you left on my voicemail.
Tried to eat a chip. Mouth wouldn't cooperate. Nearly died. Wow I've missed this.
How much is that going to cost?
A lot of beer.
Her vagina felt like a fur coat. It was weird at first but I kinda liked it
I wasn't vocally whispering "she wants to bite your dick off" about that kirsten girl was I?
Her fortune said that she will soon be free. She's taking her bra off at the table.
I told her my blood type was O Positive and we started making out. Bio majors are weird.
If my birthday doesn't end with my panties hanging from a ceiling fan, I'm holding you responsible.
He's getting so into these sexts, I hate to tell him I'm fully clothes, watching Bring It On and eating chips and salsa.
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