new low, i just stole money from my 5 year old sister to buy condoms
apparently, it's not a good idea to make jokes about sending newborns through airport security xrays. the moms dont see the humor.
But why'd she put it on the conveyor then?
Can someone please explain to me how I got rugburn on my tits?
i just got the best bj of my life in the pastors office at church.. Youre right jesus really does love me.
His whole family saw that I had cum in my hair once they turned on the blacklight at the bowling alley. You should have seen his mother's face.
She was drunk breaking up with me. All of my emails to her were coming back with UNSUBSCRIBE as the subject.
Don't worry about it. Anal sex isn't always sunshine and wildflowers.
She is crazy, dude. She actually bit me on the gootch.
I got woken up by a construction worker, turns out I was laying in a hallway, naked and wrapped in a matress pad. To answer your question no, I did not study for this test I got David Hasselhoff drunk
It's like an R Kelly music video in here. Only a matter of time before someone pisses on someone
And the cockring thing wasn't sexual.
BECAUSE THIS IS AMERICA AND DONUTS AND TITTIES AND ALCOHOL IS WHAT THIS COUNTRY WAS FOUNDED ON
It takes a special friend to go vibrator shopping with
Yes. It does.
Yeah, the email that I was sending to get an Escort for the weekend, copied and pasted to my boss, that should be interesting conversation, when I come back from Christmas vacation break.
Why exactly is there a butt plug on the counter?
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