apparently, it's not a good idea to make jokes about sending newborns through airport security xrays. the moms dont see the humor.
But why'd she put it on the conveyor then?
She wrote me a poem titled "Penis Flower" and it wasnt a joke
Sometimes I wonder how you ever made friends then I remember it's because you blew your way to semi-relevance
It's totally ok to sleep with him. The only place I have feelings for him is in my vagina.
I am broke enough to accept it. If I get poisoned, you can have my shoes
Hold on I'm doing something revolutionary that blossomed from a high idea
I don't have any bail money, if that's where this conversation is going
I haven't received a dick pic from him lately. He's not even my boyfriend and I'm concerned. I hope he's alright.
I was laying out of the open window, talking with him on the phone, while we were both puking at the same time.. Guys at the party called it "true love"..
Idk man, we spent like 20 mins arguing about the moral ambiguity of fucking in someone else's car
The time to say "now you can't go and be strange about this at work" is not as you are penetrating your coworker. NOW its awkward
There is no issue with you seeing me...morally or ethically. we'll update your resume anyway. I really need to have sex with you later. Really
Idk how I even got accepted into college because literally the only things my brain ever thinks about are YouTube videos of baby animals and sex.
I called you daddy and let you stick things in my butt, I am a damn 11.
I peed in front of kids, unfortunately
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