margs and chips and queso make the world go round
well and inertia
Dude ! Why is there vomit with whole pieces of sushi in the shower when the toilet is not more than 2 feet away ? btw you need to chew your food better,
writing the newer testament. It's the 3rd for the series. I'll update u the rule changes later.
I would do laundry with you but I vaguely remember swallowing all my quarters last night as some kind of trick.
Im in your car brotha dog. Its was unlocked, so im gonna sleep in it. well i mean i think its your car be your car.
Her pussy was so beautiful. That's what I'LL miss the most. Not the omelets. You're the roommate, obviously our priorities on this situation are vastly different.
He fucked me so hard I might have to go to the hospital for internal bleeding
Can I have him when you're done?
we tried to exchange flip flops in the parking lot and fell over then army crawled home
It's 4/20 of course I'm going to smoke in the portapotty and be ripped outta my mind at the lung cancer walk.
WTF moment this morning: we were getting ready to leave and he reaches under his mattress to pull out his gun. All I could do was look at him and go "really?!"
Anybody can graduate from college sober. You try it while being stoned every day for the last three years. 2.75 baby.
Oh, I also stabbed a guy Friday and he still asked me out
Definitely ended up doing Coke with Chewbacca in the porta potty behind the haunted house.
He keeps singing a song about someone called the dayman.
....fighter of the Nightman?
Thanks for loaning me your shower and panties. My hubby is awesome, but I shouldn’t go home commando, smelling like lube and sperm again
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