My 12 y/o god son's bandmate just asked me to their school dance. Still he's a better catch than the last one...
Wasted at the beach. Toasting underage, overdeveloped girls. God bless 'em.
You act like I'm friends with her or something. I only screw her boyfriend!
Oh yeah.
I have a question, if it paid really well, like ridiculously well, would you be a restaraunts under the table resident blowjob girl?
i just went 2 months without giving head... thats like two months without coffee. or two months without sun.
They have a booking log online so i can just check that instead of call
Technology: making bailing your sister out easier since 2008
The most humiliating part was that I farted while he was tasing me.
It's the best! If I had one wish it would be for life to be one really long gay porno. Thats what I wish for during every 11:11.
I should become her mentor. Get her life back together for her
You mean sponsor?
No, the high point was when you stood on a chair and shouted you were the god of tits and wine.
You know Sunday Funday was a success when 'puke and rally' came at lunchtime on Monday.
Shriek
Im going to seductively wisper "that butters my biscuit" in your ear
Emily saved me from being trapped on my roof and then I beat her in a race at 5am it was a low key night
I'm not sure what happened. There's a frozen waffle in the floor and he's walking around with a curtain rod and making planes out of bread slices...
I wasnt 2 drunk i sobered up around the time we were shooting the fire extinguishers
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