So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
i told him i was gay. he said that gay guys are supposed to be pretty.
i'm making a list of conversation topics in my blackberry so the ride won't be so awkward
I mean, it's free alcohol, to turn it down would be a crime against humanity.
so i made out with some dude last night at the bar. and some girl just stood there and watched. i felt bad so i made out with her too. She looked like she felt left out.
I kept calling him escargot instead of Estaban..I don't think that was the wisest choice.
Nm. Exausted and my teeth just fell out again
It's official. This guy and I are going gay for each other. We're tasting the fucking rainbow.
He said I act like a cross between a kindergartener and a high 70 year old man. Which is inacurate because it fails to account for the disco obsession.
She followed me back, then proceeded to find my room, get her panda suit on? And then raid my room and pass out on my couch... what the fack do I do now?!?!
If you're mature enough to fuck him you're mature enough to tell him you don't want a relationship come on
I appear to have wine on my toes. I am really not clear as to how this happened. I'm gonna have a little lie down.
I'll get tired halfway through and end up passed out at a taco shack honestly
I miss my bedroom and my bed and being able to spray myself with my choice of 15 different perfumes so I don't have to wake up to the smell of my past sins
So we'll go out later for condoms and cake batter... aka grocery shopping for champions.
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