But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
I wanna dance tonight. i just wanna grind my ass in some man's dick.
i'm glad we're now at the level of friendship where we can comfortably discuss the quality of our shit
I made the bartender pinky promise me there was still vodka in my drinks.
Yeah, I just met her and we got arrested together. I think it was a good bonding experience.
My stomach is revolting cause i have put food in it and no alcohol.
He told me he wanted to show me something beautiful, then just started peeing off the bridge into oncoming traffic
You started throwing frozen shot glasses at people and you kept saying "it's fine, they melt."
I want what they have, but in the meantime I have a whole bottle of rum to which I'm quite devoted
There are people taking shots out of a turtle shell.
Maybe. I want to have sex at the fire station, most likely on one of the trucks. I wonder if I can finagle that before I tire of the spelling and grammatical errors in his texts.
Idk she didn't seem that weird to me but I had just eaten an entire tray of jello infused with liquor so I could be wrong...
The look of disappointment from my cat while I take nudes...
There is no rule that you can't be in a room with more than one dick that's been inside you.
Dear Douchebag, I would just like to formally issue this fuck you. You will be receiving a letter in the mail soon. With all of your stuff.
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