Dont have access to internet. masturbating to shake weight commercial.
this is the second time this week i got a blowjob from a crying girl.
his grandma walked in on us. twice. and he was truly fucking surprised when i put my pants back on.
Just interrupted a freshman tour to ask where the sexual health center is. Figured I'd just give us all what we were really looking for.
Last time we were that stoned we made a "everything you can fit in the blender" shake. Didn't end well..
I feel as though the word "tired" has become synonymous with "too high to manage the stairs" lately
no i had to finish in the bathroom to a pic of her mom in a bikini.
all I know is I'm really rwfly really really stoned and a bunch of Korean people are yelling at me
Made out with a girl in a wheelchair and rode her around while I was blackout. On a new level.
I was dressed as bob Ross as this occurred
Do you have any idea how hard it is to hit on your nurse while getting an HIV test.
High moment. Almost just passed the blunt to the dog.
Let me tell you the story of bicurious george
I'm smoking a bowl in my bathtub. I'm meant to be alone.
You told him he looked like Jesus and that you wanted to fuck his face, I'd say your blind date went well
I'm not going to drink anymore, and on that note I'm not going to drink any less either, so I'll see you there. . .
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