i've got a dick and you've got a pussy....what is the problem??
Is it awkward that I've slept with every guy in this room?
Only if they know about it too.
best googles of the semester: toe fucking, purpose of two nostrils, human tail. with pictures
Said he had been eating pineapple for a week before our 1st date. Not sure if thankful for his consideration or offended by his assumption.
If your wondering where your blanket is, I put it on the 2 guys you brought home last night. Their still sleeping outside on the trampoline.
There were 11 girls in that minivan and everyone was either puking, crying, or yelling "we're a total shit show"
Second wave of rafting ended in a concussion. Don't worry though, the paramedic says it's still not considered a DUI.
My hope for you over spring break is that you can be some disease free girl's random spring break mistake.
My professor just told me I'm living a lie and I found puke on my pants. How do you think it's going?
Ok everyone, the frat server is slow because of the 11 TB of porn on there. Either clean out your partition by Sunday or it will be erased. Thanks for your help.
jesus, I think that canada gold metal game has completely changed all rules of acceptable drinking habits, I was fucked untill noon and I just got invited to go party when I get off work...at 600am...and NO ONE understood why i was hesitant
I'm at the back whiskey bar with a 7 and 7 in a winnie the pooh costume. Come find me.
Is it bad that we left the kid passed out on the bus? I think his name was texas. I was too drunk to be questioning this.
I just tried to snap you a picture of the CVS where we decided not to become parents.
totally just bought a bottle of gin with nothing but change
don't ever let anyone tell you that youre not 100% class
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