I told u I don't really remember everything lol i pretty much remember not lasting as long as I norm and that I wore a condom, I hate condoms
I think it's safe to say that I made out with the entire msu campus this weekend
chris hansen is no longer pursuing child predators.let's celebrate
i'll bring the hard lemonade and lube
I'm not ready for the Pike bikes to move back in to town it was wonderful seeing that sorority house empty all summer
... I'm KD
we've been dating more than a month and i just realized there's no hair on his chest..
you've had sex with him. you must've seen him naked.
nah, i feel like naked sex would be getting too serious for us..
I got a job at a micro-brewery. Now who made the bigger mistake, them or me?
She climbed through the window and into my bed. Not even sure who she is. Was thinking she might be a friend of yours?
The cops showed up and one of them got pushed in the pool. When he got out he looked really sad so I got him a towel and hugged him. He arrested all the underage drunkards but me.
It's like refusing a bong hit from michael phelps... You just can't do it
Goddamn you thin people LEAVE FOOD FOR THE BIGGER DRUNKARDS WHO NEED IT
Probably twitter. Never underestimate a psycho girl with wifi
I just did a line of coke with an Olympic bronze medallist. I guess we know why he only got bronze.
Did we pole dance in front of my boss last night or was it just me?
I should have listened to my dad and mean girls... If you have sex you'll get pregnant and die.
i really love you but i feel kinda dumb about it
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