please pick me up with an explanation of why i shacked in a trailer with a guy who doesnt have a car.
Omg my grandpa just told me he wants to die in his 90's shot by a jealous husband
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
STOP acting like a freshman, you have a drivers liscence now AND a PERSCRIPTION for birth control. Dont give all sophmores a bad name. Woman Up
i got excepted to unl lol
You mean "accepted".
my mom noticed the "toothpaste" stain on my tshirt...she repeatedly attempted to get it off by licking her thumb and rubbing it. See Jenn it obviously doesnt taste that bad...
I'm challenging a 70 yr old alcoholic woman who is half my size tonight. Wish me luck
That kid who fell through your coffee table is here. In a toga.
well hes been the bathroom for like 15 mins so he either feels comfortable enough to puke/ shit in my apartment or he escaped out the window
This drunk girl wants you to know that I do actually like you. I'm not just using you for sex. I think you're cool.
but im not going to tell the owner of the penis of my dreams how to wear his hair.
Taking shots of gin by myself out of TMNT glasses and chasing with bites of chocolate cake. AMERICA.
Just watched a girl fall down the stair and be to drunk to get up. The only stair in the bar. It's like watching a turtle on it's back.
I won't be able to get a boner for a month
Challenge accepted.
Between fucking and sleeping I woke up missing four out of five of the earrings I was wearing. It's like a star rating system. I had to give him props.
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