i can totally see doctors naming an STD after you
In a bar in glasgow talking to a 12 year old about life. Welcome to Kentucky.
We'll make it into fun. If I can make wii bowling into a drinking game, I can make studying spanish into a sex game.
My patience ran out after you started clapping at the strippers everytime they took off a piece of clothing.
Oh my god I'm so bored. The virgin is so disinteresting when I'm not trying to cum on her face.
Did you blow the guy you weren't supposed to hook up with again in the bathroom of pita pit? Cause that happened last night...
You threw my heel at her from across the street... And hit her in the back of the head so hard she face planted into the street. I need more friends like you.
This is the first time I'm hearing this information.
I ate all his french fries. He was no longer useful to me.
Just fat and dog and sweat all over the bed. All night long.
no one ever believes me when I try explaining to them that your straight. I'm all like, "yeah that's his girlfriends dress he's stretching out"
He drinks vodka like healthy people drink water and I wanted to have his adopted gay babies. That's all. I'm going to go find him and potentially propose.
Come here I'm naked
And I want mozzarella sticks
It's official cum is not a great leave in conditioner
you started putting peanut butter on your pubes.
I’m torn. She’s crazy - like legitimately “Wear your skin as a suit” crazy. But her blow jobs and dirty talk are Pornhub quality!
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