come over
yeah sure
wait who is this again? my contacts got deleted...but tell me and ill be there in 10
Oh and apparently TSA has to open your present from my family or the terrorists win
He keeps trying to sell me the forks from his kitchen drawer
Fell in the ditch running from the pizza guy I stole the pizza from. If you are still at my house come find me, pretty sure I need stitches.
Every time you come over you bleed on everything. I'm not calling Verizon again asking if blood is considered water damage.
I'm not sure, 7-8, the last bit was a rush of at least three blended together. Basically you fucked me so stupid that I can't even recall the number of orgasms.
So you know, I'm making that my facebook status.
my vagina hasn't met your boyfriend yet ... makes me sad
We used a snorkel as a funnel. Can you say desperate?
He said he was Greek American and that is why my legs slammed shut. During the World Cup there are only Americans.
It was a blind-side dick pic.
I am naked and annoyed.
Someone left a middle school yearbook here. I recognized one kid from banging his mom last year.
I lost all interest the day she banged that guy in the Amazon parking lot. That's a special kinda whore.
Same encounter she body slammed me to the floor and than humped me
His penis is average but his stamina is amazing!!! I didn’t know I had that many orgasms in my body!!!!
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