And just as he was about to come, he screamed "Oh Christy!!"
What's wrong with that? Your name IS christy.
He then said, "Oh shit, sorry Julie."
i an so hammered right now. I'm about to pass out but i just found the lion king dvd and i'm so happy words don't even describe.
I'm gonna name my first kid mufasa regardless if It's a boy or girl
If it makes you feel better he went down on me when i had a yeast infection.
I almost got runover on the sidewalk by a car but wen it got closer it was a crackhead walking with the whole front of a car... bumper, lights and all... I love New York.
he sat in the bathtub shirtless yelling in gibberish for 40 minutes. funniest. stoner. ever.
May or may not have just drunkenly opened my christmas presents. Greatly disappointed. Might break up sooner.
The guy in front of me in lecture is using a fifth of smirnoff as a water bottle.
Nevermind, it's not water.
They peed on our pledges last night... i dont know if i should put an lol at the end of that or not
Woke up to pictures of me cooking wings with a blow torch.
and everything will be beautiful and nothing will hurt and we will eat nachos
I'm wearing your poncho, and only your poncho. I'm not getting pulled over like this.
After the Patriots lost I punched him in the face. But I still feel like that isn't a good reason to dump me.
She yelled out "MCDREAMY" mid orgasm
He fucked me in one of the back rooms at the club then gave me an altoid. I have mixed feelings about it still.
I s2g I’m about to get ghosted by a 34 yr old and my Oedipus complex cannot take it
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