I'm kindof freaked out about my cock not getting up this morning. Cove over later so I can sort this out. Do not post this on texts from last night.
Damn that would have been a great one. Hahah and don't worry...
guy from last night has fluorescent crocs in his closet. judging by the rest of his clothes he doesn't wear them in an ironic way
Eric said he heard us having sex the other night. He said i did a great job.
today is the best snowday of my entire life. also its no shirt day.
In other news I saw a pack of make believe zombies walking down green st.
gotta love wednesdays
they have a walk of shame score keeper on their fridge. I marked my tally for him on my way out..
I'm not making any promises. But if I start throwing food at you, just go with it.
Some guy thought i was the waitress and handed me his credit card. drinks on me.
I will pee on everything he values.
He came up to me looked at my tits said they were huge, rated them a 7 and then asked if girls really do masterbate. To make it better, he put his hand up to my face and said his penis is longer than my face...
He is really real. Like I know where he works, have referenced him with mutual fb friends and I've seen his dick. He's real.
A fair warning: I don't think a cop will let you off the hook just because your birthday is on New Year's Eve
I just used a box o wine to refill a bottle o wine to more effectively drunk clean
Yeah. We had phone sex then cried together, it was beautiful and heartbreaking
The bar brought brought it upon themselves, they played billy joels piano man before closing, it's not our fault the bar isn't a bar anymore, right?
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