Pat told us he showed us his penis because he's "a nice guy".
Mom just apologized for her lack of a gag reflex not being genetic.
Its only.eleven and we are already chasing a man on a bike with a bag full of burger king
I gave her at least chlamydia. Maybe worse. She is also into chicks and loves taking naked pics. It's like the less I believe in Jesus, the more he rewards me.
Just asking. Could've given you a lap dance in a sombrero, drenched in corona and tequila.
God Bless cinco de mayo
I think I may have walked up to her while she was with her friends and asked for a "do over".
I'm petty sure you said "hold on let me make my nipples hard, they look better"
Currently playing beer pong versus the girl i lost my virginity to.....and her mom
Who says there aren't gentlemen anymore? My one night stand warmed up my car for me
I love how when they see that I'm upset their initial response is to offer me ecstasy
SO AWKS THEY ARE HAVING A COUPLE FIGHT AND I JUST WANT PIZZA
All she has to do is text me and my dick gets hard. She asked how my day was going and it got hard.
the cuervo was good, but I started with jello shots. and when i threw up a whole jello shot came out.
so he found out i have him as "average size" in my phone. fair to say we arnt going to be dating anymore
What’s the best way to find out if he’s into anal?
I think you have the wrong number, but good luck with that
Randomize
