Do you think Capital One would let me put the Tub Girl picture on my Capital One card?
Beat you to it.
Sarah Palin just quit. Happy Independence day!
God Bless America!
I know the vomits not mine cause its on my back.
I fucked the bump it out of her hair. just had to let everyone know.
new rule: i'm not touching his penis until he takes me out to dinner.
you know, if you actually abided by that rule there would be many more successful restauranteurs in ohio.
Drunk
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Fucaerrrrr
im trying to stop thinking of him and his amazing dick. every time i do i snap myself with a rubber band. classical conditioning at its finest...and you said i wouldnt learn anything from psychology.
How does one chug a beer and swing the bottle at someone in a single motion? This guys a beer ninja man
Lets trade lives
And i will lay in bed and piss all over everywhere, drink whiskey and have sex with married bears
I just got the two most enjoyable things in life in one... Weed delivered in bubble wrap.
My roommate just walked in on him eating me out ..happy finals week right?
Do NOT approach him. He has sex with everything. LITERALLY everything, and I DO mean everything. He's so horny we once caught him with his dick in a pumpkin. A legitimate honest to God pumpkin that he bored a hole in
My school has hired a professional rum bottle juggler for our dining hall this evening.
I just made deviled eggs for everyone not passed out. Im officially becoming a drunk chef.
I'm going to draw something on my chest and I need to incorporate my nipples. Any ideas?
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