no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
i'm gonna start putting 34DD under other qualifications on my bartender applications and see if that helps
you think she would figure it out that ever dude that fucks her is just doing it bc they are in a contest to bang the fattest girl
For future reference, the words 'big' and 'problem' should be used sparingly with a person whom you have recently had copious amounts of unprotected sex
Just finished off a roll of paper towels. Celebration blunt?
I don't understand but I'll be there in 5
It was insane. I was drunk for 11 consecutive hours. I woke up covered in almonds and there were footprints all over my shirt
so my mom thinks I'm picking you up just to go buy you liquor before you go back to school tomorrow...
I'm ashamed that your mom thinks I haven't already taken care of that.
He's hot though. It's not like he JUST got out of prison. That was like months ago
At what point in life does one make the conscious decision to incorporate capes into everyday life? Like, as a fashion statement?
I'm not sure how to answer that. Is it a general question or one you're wondering about for yourself? Because I don't think you're there yet.
We just stood there eating chocolate chip pancakes, watching you sleep on the bathroom floor.
The homeless woman that called me a "dirty looking cunt" the other day, was standing outside Starbucks today with a sign that said "Jesus loves you."
I lose my morals, my dignity, and my selfie stick :(
I have so many feelings about this burrito
Of course the sales lady was judging you, you bought a pregnancy test, ky jelly, diet pills and a 6 pack of red bull. Even i'm judging you.
I can't come. It's so cold my uterine walls have frozen together like a cherry popsicle.
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