ok plan lets look hot and dance like whores.
you just used "cock block" and "youth group" in the same sentence. somethings wrong with you.
It didn't get weird until she took off her underwear, looked down, and said "fill her up!"
I'd just like to give a shout out to jesus and plan b for making this day possible.
I don't know if its because i'm stoned or what but painting my kitchen yellow makes it look crooked
The world isn't going to end because you slept with him!
... that would be easier though.
I am "lost the control of my head" high right now.
Just saw a guy with two baby turtles sneaking into the building
STOP WHATEVER YOU ARE DOING AND GO OUTSIDE RIGHT NOW. THE MOON LOOKS LIKE CATWOMAN
There are grandparents doing keg stands I don't know
Your life is quite full of dick lately.
It really is!
That's probably why white girls drink so much espresso. Piledriving coke and vodka crans takes a fucking toll man
IN OTHER NEWS did you guys see Orlando Bloom's penis today? I did
It's 8 in the morning and you're doing coke and drinking margaritas. First, you have a problem. Second, why didn't you invite me?
On the way to have sex with my ex's roommate... I have hit a new low
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