Don't know whats worst me sharding on her a bit or her believing me when i told her she did it...
sometimes i look at this picture of your cock before i go to sleep, there's something comforting about it
i have a bunch of little boys around me trying to hit on me
dont be selfish, show some boob
I wish i could call my weed and hear it ring. That's how i found my phone.
I dont know if this is a good time to tell you but im actually a freshman.. not a senior
So I found "Fat chicks in saran wrap" in my search history.
That's all you talk about when you are wasted.
Casually brushing the Bacardi out of my hair. It's a good time to ponder regretting everything that happened last night.
Yes, he did use his cock to direct traffic from my 3rd story window. That's why I love him
It's been a long time since I got "Talk about Glen's enormous penis" drunk
I just imagined you going baby-crazy and trying to shove him up into your uterus. Yes, I'm aware he's 7 years old.
The guy who's car I hit last night just followed me on Twitter...not sure how to feel about it.
Dude we gotta go back to your cabin. left glenn. he's calling me crying and still drunk
I got to walk around for eight hours wearing power armor and acting camp. No way I wouldn't love it.
So we are in the middle of sex and his brother knocks on the door and says "dude I just wanted to know if you want to see the fish I got tonight"
Sitting on couch, workout sex makes me more sore than regular workout
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