You look like a girl that would like strip clubs
dude. late night with jimmy fallon isnt even funny. the people in the audience there to see him dont even think hes funny.
kinda like you and your friends.
From now on, just let me go home. I'm tired of hooking up with your roommates... Including you.
Dude, the women on the view have some valid arguments
You know how I know you're gay?
i had to pay fifty dollars for throwing up in the limo, 60 fucking dollars to throw up all over myself
he told me he expects me to keep the fangs on when i go down on him. presumptuous, yes, but man after my own heart.
I put the extra pregnancy test in my sex toys box as a reminder that my actions have consequences.
He managed to scream "cowabunga bitch" before he went down on me. Let me know if you still like him.
I lost it last night. That was humiliating. Cincinnati is now covered in my puke.
I picked up a chick last night on crutches wearing a I am boobman tshirt. I love raves.
he went down on me to a drake song and now i think i need a penicillin shot
Please tell your sister I apologize about saying her baby may have beef curtains. That was inappropriate.
Is it okay to mention my ambition to become a supervillian and kill all humans on a first date, or is that a second date discussion?
What? I'll do just about anything if you give me a sticker.
So far 2 of my professors caught me looking at their dicks
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