And I just remember seeing him for the first time and being like, who is this ape of a man? Like legit he could be the missing link
you definitely held a convo with a hobo
we have a secret handshake
Umm went to talk to a client ended up seeing his semi erect penis. This is my life.
My insides feel lik shag carpet. It is awesome
possible father of this baby just finished his test first in a lecture of 200 people. other possible father finished about 100th.
I'm rooting for #1.
So... i mean if they do have cameras in his apartment buildings pool room atleast we gave them a little show.
Just pulled an upper-decker at a hardware store. I believe I'm winning 8-2. It's obvious you don't shit enough in public.
FUCK YOU CALIFORNIA. YOU DO NOTHING RIGHT. FIRST PROP 8 AND NOW THIS.
i wont go near him until the smell goes away , and he takes the chex mix box off his head.
For the amount of money I just spent on my dogs toe, I could have fucked the entire B squad at a low end strip club.
Either I'm tripping balls or my dog has super powers.
So after he broke the crutches and got us kicked out of McDonalds, we stole a bike and when we got back to the hotel, he jumped out the window into the bushes.
Yeah when he is drunk, he seems to think he is Captain Americas Canadian counterpart, Captain Canuck
No he can't help me find his house he is strapped to a stretcher facing the opposite direction
Fuck you and your widespread penis snapchat
Oh, did your mom say anything else about my butt?
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