If I pass out leave the food near me so i can wake up to it
I woke up to somebody tossing my salad... I should have drank more
well the hot one passed out so thats that, but then the fat one made chicken nuggets....totally worth it
They turned the water off again. Brushed my teeth with whats left from those pitchers of mojitos. So hung over i dont even care.
speaking of graduation plans, i'm blacked out eating sausage
You would not believe how incredibly hard it is to climb on top of a three story apartment buildings roof from the air conditioning unit
nope im down the street in my car watching the front of her house. its actually less creepy than it sounds
Im not spending 10 to get hit on by potential transexuals even if they are cuter than most of the girls I dated.
No one understands that once a girl pours a handle of smirnoff all over herself, clearly she is wasted
Hey history final, how's it feel to be raped in the ass by my steel cock of ACADEMIC PERFECTION?
you are way too vulgar to be a girl
Once you mention butt plugs, conversations always take a turn for the worst.
I went back to the party but by then they were all sitting on the floor in the dark listening to we are the champions on full blast.
He said I showed up in just my underwear and a bunch of towels I stole from the party I was at.
I know it's anime porn but I promise you the guy looks like Fred Durst
Please come pick up your twin. She's tap dancing in her underwear and that's not how you want yourself represented.
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