It's true. Ladies love me because I'm so strong and they feel safe. Not because of my pseudo charm and their impaired judgement after several drinks...
New drinking game: drink every time the guy whose room we are in is creepy
enjoy the hospital
seagrams + popov + pineapple + milk. there, ur search for worlds worst drink is over. you're welcome
once the tequila comes in everyone elses feelings go out the window.
So thanks to the xanax and vodka memory erasering combo i wake up only to reopen a picture of some very familiar balls
no more everclear, i just stood next to the toilet and peed my pants. then went back to the party soaking wet.
She just told me she blew the waiter in the bathroom. Should I still leave a tip?
Were betting on little kids falling and racing for a drinking game at the wedding.
Im calling you paparazzi cause of all the dick pics you take of your one night stands ps loved the panoramic one!
I woke up this morning with a tampon in my nose and food EVERYWHERE...
But I'm currently thinking of all my bad decision making last night and giving myself a time out.
I don't know where I'm at. But I'm pretty sure what I'm looking at is a small bear.
I shamewalked barefoot this morning and the Dos Equis delivery guy judged the shit out of me.
Is it normal for a guy to send you a dick pic along with “He misses you”
the people in front of me have a grocery cart in their car... i missed college...
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