I've decided through careful research we can out drink any country folk.
hot girl, 5 o clock
do you know how to read a clock?
there is just no excuse for touching your mothers vagina.
After the VIP Latina experience at the strip club last night, I am rooting for Mexico in this years World Cup.
I don't think a check that has "thx for the drugs" on the note is really gonna fly.
It'll be just me and my penis against the world.
I think there was chlamydia in those woods.
Well some days you just have to get blackout drunk and try to speak Spanish to French Canadian strangers
So there I was praying he didn't go limp again, choking on a long, long gray ball hair. This is my Saturday night. This. Is. My. Life.
I accidentally KO'd a baby in the airport. Thought you should know.
Do you have any pix of it limp? I wanna see the metamorphosis, like a cock caterpillar turning into a giant beautiful cock butterfly!
How was the party? Lets put it this way: "He wants her dick" was a factual sentence stated last night.
We broke my graduation cords last night when we used them to tie each other up during sex last night
Bitch I slept on the ground 2 nights running
She tied me to her bed using her honor chords. Thank god for graduation!
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