The money shot is kinda like the "The End" part of a children's book isn't it?
I just had sex in a moon bounce. It is all down hill from here.
Well unless he sent his sperm via fedex, this baby isnt his
She was the most uninteresting drunk I've met
There are bud lights poping out of the zipper of my overnight bag and my dildo almost fell out in the elevator. not professional
Just wanted to remind you that you literally cut the underwear off a man.
Well fuck that. I mean, I made out with my cousin once. Who gives a fuck.
That sucks about the drama. But hey, it's always a good day when you see someone get tazed!
Dude I really need to stop drinking. I chugged a whole bottle of ketchup last night.
I Can't even believe I threw all my pizza rolls at her, I mean not only did i ruin a good meal but now I dont have anymore
Girl this is ridiculous I told my self that I would stop having sex in stairwells yet it keeps happening
I wouldn't be able to live with myself if I blew a Trump supporter.
I think putting on real pants was half my issue with today
Oh god establish a safe word
I'm going to! Pineapple.
I literally am filling up a victoria's secret bag with stuff that would give my parents a heart attack to hide in my roommates' room. This is being an adult when parents visit
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