Just passed a sign for an "adult food and fuel superstore". Wtf does that even mean?
im not sure but a few things come to mind which just makes me giggle
Guys should not giggle. Ever.
well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
He lasted like 30 seconds. With a condom. I just expected more from the president of a frat.
I just sneezed and it tasted like taco bell.
you ever wonder how lesbians feel about girls being in relationships with other girls on facebook? could it annoy them more than it annoys me?
I wish guys would just cum water 'cause you don't have to worry about being pregnant and it'd be like a squirt gun fight
Oh my god it's like Minesweeper. I can tell there's sex in three of the four rooms, but which one is the safe one?
I just used celery as a chaser. That's the level of my refrigerator.
I really have to stop waking up in hot tubs on Friday mornings.
He's an acquired taste, like S&M or those crunchy things they put in salads
Croutons?
I also woke up on my floor. Naked. On a pile of clothes. With my head in the trash can. And a sheet over me.
Is it a bad thing when vodka doesn't taste like vodka anymore?
Im so fucked up I'm drinking baileys and coffee just to stay awake.
It's 6 in the afternoon?
Pooping to opera.
Although, she is an extremely cool person. She put the "buddy" in "fuck buddy." And I mean that in the most respectful way possible.
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