If you're ever in Seattle we should Fuck. Or get coffee, whatever.
There is no point in being painfully greyhound thin if you are then going to dress like it's raining in 1992.
NoDDING MY HEAD LIKE uyuEAH MOViUNG MY HiPS LioKe YEAhhhhhhhhhhh
wow.
She just said she wanted to get freaky and left the room. I'm almost certain I just heard the microwave.
ride him like a prized pony all the way to orgasm town.
I threw up in the bar parking lot and yelled THIS IS MY FUTURE.
Well you just missed the ten chi o pledges singing la bamba at our doorstep.
I had to explain to the waiter that I'm not the DD because I can't drive, but as the Designated 'Make Sure No One Gets Roofied Or Hit By A Car On The Walk Home'-er, I should still get the free drinks.
he has to serve us drink and appetizers in his french maid costume for the Pirates game tonight. Bring everyone.
That makes 14 Xmas cards already! Middle aged people are really nice to their dealers.
Oh Jesus. Are you going to the hospital?
No I'm showering then leaving for Vegas
I found it. now I'm going to the gym to be "healthy" or whatever that folklore is called.
Banged former boss. Adulthood achievement unlocked.
What is it about fresh air and wanting to talk about penises
He told me he loved me...but added "you crazy bitch" at the end. Does it still count???
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