Hey its my first time.
I think you mean "it's my first time"
Never eat 3 McGriddles and drink a carton of milk. It's like you're successfully killing self but you're alive.
There are babies in the room i shouldnt be high with babies in the room.
so now that i'm sober i just want to apologize for violating your back seat...... on a brighter note thank you for playing the little mermaid song "kiss the girl," really set the mood.
So the bros are yelling at another bro to get that dildo off the roof. And there is indeed a dildo looking object on the roof.
... Already stepped in vomit and got a dirty look from a fat in a neck brace
I kept petting the scarves and telling customers to "feel that shit"
Stop drinking at work.
He did a 4 wheel burnout and yelled at the cops "Sorry! It's for a school project!". HOW does he think of this shit?
Whatever. I'll just fuck him now and deal with the clingyness later.
Dude, it's not gay. It's winter.
He slapped my ass and his clap-on light turned on.
He ordered a meatball sub with a side of meatballs.
I can't wait to get to LA so I can punch her in the face
I have seen you puke and 5 mins later rock my world. So there is hotness there that average people will never see..
You have thirteen minutes to get here if you want to get back together. Otherwise I'm getting digits from the waitress.
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