Where are I am going home with Ryan
I don't know who this or Ryan is but it is probably too late to talk you out of it
she then came into the room and yelled I'M GOING TO BE A COCK BLOCK for 5 minutes
you only had a canadian ten, but you said it was all good cuz you would just by molson.
well hello there hangover. fancy meeting you here on this BRIGHT thursday morning.
I made a google map for "places I got blow jobs"
They are making fun of natty and blackberries.
Tell them they are ugly.
Your dad's facebook is ejaculating midlife crisis all over my minifeed
Is it bad of me to apply as a night shift counselor at a boys orphanage purely because of how laid that would get me at bars?
The cab driver is now flexing at a red light...
Lets both be adults and never talk about last night again.
I'm pretty sure he's playing the harmonica in my shower right now. I just really need to pee.
I'm abstinent now
Oh, is this one of the times when you're serious?
Like I didn't gracefully walk into these feelings. No, I fucking stumbled and fell face fucking first.
I've finally become one of those chicks with a taco in her purse.
I woke up with your bra on, and some guys boxers. I'm in a random truck, in the middle of nowhere...
Randomize
