She's JV to your varsity
Just found a hundred dollar bill on the ground. Hope you're looking to drink tonight
Oh well. haha. i couldn't really understand what she was saying. i just nodded a lot. i guesss she found that sexy.
gotta love spring break
gotta love slutty girls from the south
And then i had a penis in each hand. It was magical.
You're going to have to tell him your name isn't Ivor McTruckson eventually.
Are you having sex right now? Or is the apt just swaying rhythmically on its own? Either way, awesome.
I'm not sure we can use safewords tho. She smokes so much she had to keep asking what the safewords was. Bondage and bongs don't mix
I feel like I'm going to shit out a Big Mac
I can't. Currently naked covered in Nair trying desperately to catch his cat that rubbed up on my leg.
I hate that cat.
His mom said he was in the ER and asked for prayers and positive thoughts. Apparently, me wishing the clap on him is not what she had in mind.
I told him you're making deviled eggs for the party. Sisters make deviled eggs to get their sisters laid. It's science.
I can't possibly be the only person who has ever eaten Cheetos with a spoon to avoid the powder getting in my fingers
The tequila monkeys have a drum solo in my skull right now. I can't imagine Emily feels better.
I just put my eye make up on in the bathroom of the bar.... I may be too comfortable here....
After we fucked we sat in bed and watched Charlie St. Cloud and he fed me ice cream. It was probably the most romantic thing I've ever done.
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