Don't go all Obama on me. George Bush this decision and just do it. Thinking's for the morning after
Do you think girls in gamma phi sit around and think about how much they suck?
Is it bad that I just used Smirnoff as mouthwash?
Night out in new white coat = success. Offered free breast exams all night, two took me up on it, woke up with one. I love medical school!!!
She tags her boyfriend in all of her pictures on her heart...
whenever he goes down on me he looks at me and I just want to poke him in the eyes
Also, we accidentally donated a bong to goodwill
Last thing I remember is beer bonging sangria. Dear God.
Ok now a guy in a winnie the pooh costume is grinding on some chick to the song shots
I'm sure me singing - rather loudly - "fuck me in the back seat" last night didn't help either.
I might as well rub my vagina against it before I throw it away.
All those movies are bullshit, there is no way to run down a line of parked cars, they`re too far apart. my faces hurts so much right now
You should have heard my farts after he left. I swear one of them was a demonic voice saying, "It's coming for you, Nicole. It's coming,".
Time to eat Mexican food til I hate myself.
That's completely alright, I do it a lot.
You continued to run around saying "free the nipple" while "taste testing" every liquor on the premises.
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