are you serious?? is your clit as sensitive as your emotions
i wish
They have to be talking about me. I never heard that statement until I was born.
No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
69 is so not fun when his penis is sporting a 70s hairstyle
so he tried marking my clit with a sharpie so he could "find it again next time".
In other news I saw a pack of make believe zombies walking down green st.
gotta love wednesdays
see if i had a dick i'd definitely smack people in the face with it
So we have also come to the conclusion that slam piece Saturday's are the appropriate follow ups to find a husband Fridays
You used up your allotted blow job minutes for the month of April last night anyways
I think this is the rare instance where the babysitter should get sex as payment from the person being babysat plus you'll get birthday sex. It's a win-win.
Just saw a dude walk out of the parking. Garage in a diaper and tutu. He had a handle in one hand and a toy bow in the other
LOL its 11 am
I wanna go back to school and change my major to psych just to make a case study out of her
I woke up to his balls in my face, so naturally I limboed under him and headed to the bathroom. When I came out he was asleep on the floor.
i just want to die with dignity and clean teeth, is that too much to ask?
Socially acceptable to sleep in a booth in the library? Its not finals but I dunno if I can make it back to south. Too drunk.
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