I had a talk with my mom about respecting myself and not acting like a whore so she will rip my nose ring out if she somehow sees that picture
anyone who buys me chipotle gets an automatic hj
He then proceeded to tell me about his enlarged lymph nodes, his"severe" case of blue balls.
I'm not sure if doing him was such a good idea. Yes the sex was good, but I'm scared I set myself up for failure in 2011 because he's the hottest guy. Ever.
its all coming back to me in waves....waves of humiliation and nausea.
Doing lines and watching a show on hot dogs around the world ... Why do I do this to myself
I vaguely remember having a cowboy explain his belt buckle to me in the bathroom hallway
BGSU move in weekend. Just passed a house w a beer pong table set up, ppl already playing, girls holding signs that say "son drop off". It's 10:30 am.
New BDSM fun fact. When you get spanked hard enough with a flat object, you get welts. Welcome to thunderdome, bitches.
Don't make emojis simulating eating me out
Would 7 layered rainbow jello shots entice you?
I'm just gonna clean the house so my Mom won't think I'm hung over. I'll just start with the toilet
If its possible to have a hickey on your nipple, I have one. Thank you.
I couldn't find pants for like 20 minutes so I was butt ass naked just sitting on your floor
It will pretty much be equal to the feeling I had when you let me hold your dick while you were peeing, or when I graduated high school!
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