2 am we went back to his house. his mom handed us beers and cooked us pancakes. the next morning his dad had washed my car. i lied. living at home after college definitely does not suck.
Naturally, I just peed all over the floor. Two guys in front of me looked at me, but i just shrugged. They won't remember either.
so exactly what does one wear to an abortion clinic?
Woke up this morning on my couch at 6am fully dressed including heels, holding half a corn dog. I called you last night when I was buying the corn dog from a street vendor, I think.
I am in love with you.
Cocaine Wednesdays have to stop turning into no work Thursday
BTW, it's bullshit to say that not doing a shot is unpatriotic. You know how I fall for that.
It's Been clinically proven that people who have sex 6 or more times per week are happier than those who don't. Just and FYI. For your mental health. From a soon so be psychologist. Who is drunk.
I apologized to him for my lack of boobs after he felt me up
He slapped my ass... He best ask me out. Or figure out how to unslap my ass.
no it was
but you compared your dick to a female disney character
I'm ready to run through the streets naked yelling "HES ALIVE!"
YOu just turned down my vagina. Something must be wrong. Vegas changed you!
On the way to have sex with my ex's roommate... I have hit a new low
When creating your wedding guest list do you put the girl you & your fiance had a threesome with under your friends or his friends?
Soooo you're telling me you support us groom's men giving lap dances to willing patrons?
Randomize
